When a Government agency owes you money:

We’re going to take our time and make you wait for this money. In fact, you may never get this money. There’s no rush, because we owe you. But we’ll never, officially say that we owe you. We’ll leave that up to you to find out. We have the character of a stereotypical stoner at this point.

When you owe a Government agency money:

You owe us money! It’s an uncertain amount of money, but we know that you owe us it! We want our money, now! If you don’t give us our money now, we’re going to send  some people to your house, basically, steal from you and give us the stuff they’ve stolen – and we’ll keep doing it until you pay us back what you owe us! WE. FEEL. ‘ROID. RAGE!!

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Jamie is a .NET developer specialising in ASP.NET MVC websites and services, with a background in WinForms and Games Development. When not programming using .NET, he is either learning about .NET Core (and usually building something cross platform with it), speaking Japanese to anyone who'll listen, learning about languages, writing for this blog, or writing for a blog about Retro Gaming (which he runs with his brother)