Here’s a silly, political joke I heard at the weekend:

There’s a bank manager, a Conservative MP and a middle class office worker all sat around a table. There are 10 biscuits laid out, on a plate, in the middle of the table.

Suddenly, the bank manager archers forward and drags 9 of the biscuits toward himself. He cradles them in his arms. He looks to the Torrie MP and says, “I’d watch it, mate. I think that guy’s eyeing up your biscuit”

There ya go. A short, political joke top start (or end) your day with.

As-Salāmu `Alaykum السلام عليكم – Peace be upon you

J

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Jamie is a .NET developer specialising in ASP.NET MVC websites and services, with a background in WinForms and Games Development. When not programming using .NET, he is either learning about .NET Core (and usually building something cross platform with it), speaking Japanese to anyone who'll listen, learning about languages, writing for this blog, or writing for a blog about Retro Gaming (which he runs with his brother)