Here’s a silly, political joke I heard at the weekend:
There’s a bank manager, a Conservative MP and a middle class office worker all sat around a table. There are 10 biscuits laid out, on a plate, in the middle of the table.
Suddenly, the bank manager archers forward and drags 9 of the biscuits toward himself. He cradles them in his arms. He looks to the Torrie MP and says, “I’d watch it, mate. I think that guy’s eyeing up your biscuit”
There ya go. A short, political joke top start (or end) your day with.
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