The phone’s ringing!
Not gonna answer it then?
Dude! You’re sat right next to it
So I check the last call and answering machine.
Guess what? It was a call for me, about an interview.
I wouldn’t mind so much, but he’s sat (roughly) a foot away from the phone at ALL times.
What’s the point of having a land-line if you’re not going to answer it?
I didn’t recognise the number
There are over 500,000 different telephone numbers in this city ALONE. Extrapolating, that would mean over 8 million in the country (land-lines only) and roughly 31,381,059,609 numbers of mobile phones in this country alone.
Worst excuse ever
So what you’re telling me is that you’re a lazy son of a female dog?