The phone’s ringing!

Not gonna answer it then?

Dude! You’re sat right next to it

So I check the last call and answering machine.

Guess what? It was a call for me, about an interview.

Douche.

I wouldn’t mind so much, but he’s sat (roughly) a foot away from the phone at ALL times.

Mech-Douche

What’s the point of having a land-line if you’re not going to answer it?

I didn’t recognise the number

What!?

There are over 500,000 different telephone numbers in this city ALONE. Extrapolating, that would mean over 8 million in the country (land-lines only) and roughly 31,381,059,609 numbers of mobile phones in this country alone.

Worst excuse ever

So what you’re telling me is that you’re a lazy son of a female dog?

Jamie is a .NET developer specialising in ASP.NET MVC websites and services, with a background in WinForms and Games Development. When not programming using .NET, he is either learning about .NET Core (and usually building something cross platform with it), speaking Japanese to anyone who'll listen, learning about languages, writing for this blog, or writing for a blog about Retro Gaming (which he runs with his brother)